Red Sox Cancel Giveaway Due To "Unacceptable" David Ortiz Bobblehead

The Boston Red Sox were set to hand out David Ortiz bobbleheads for tonight’s game, but the finished product wasn’t up to par. The team announced today that the bobbleheads were “not appropriate for distribution,” and the giveaway was canceled.

The team promoted the bobblehead on August 7:

A closer look:

Even closer:

Ah.

Bye, bobbleheads: