Report: Naked Man Ransacks SPEED Network Offices After Break-In

Police in Charlotte said the nude dude broke into the building sometime this morning. He tore stuff from the walls, dumped trash cans on the floor, and broke trophies by knocking them over. He then dashed outside and started running down the street before being apprehended. Also? "A SPEED security guard offered the man a jacket to cover up." [ WBTV]