Reporter Is Really Concerned About All The Condoms In This Parking Lot

Is it just me, or are there not actually any condoms in that parking lot?

Anyway, I will now transcribe this entire clip, because I think the words will look really funny when written out.

I'm Isiah Carey. Coming up, a condom here. Oops, stop—a condom there. A condom there. One more time, a condom there. Oh, look out, there's another condom. Aaand a condom there. Too many condoms in one parking lot.

Yep, that was funny.

h/t Craig