Rik Smits And His Tiny Bikes

We have had many thoughts about former Pacers center Rik Smits in our lives — Really. We have. — mostly involving his unique ability to look like the answer to the question: What would happen if aliens could grow mustaches?

But now we have a vital piece of information about Smits: He's obsessed with riding dirtbikes, to the point that he has more than 100 of them. Of course, considering Smits is 7-foot-4, most of them have to be unusually large ... to the point that most other humans could never ride them.

We'd just like to note how happy Rik Smits looks in this picture. When Rik Smits happy ... everybody happy.

Riding High [Indianapolis Star]