Roll On, Big Cheese, Roll On

If it somehow slipped your mind that Monday was the annual Gloucestershire Cheese Roll, don't worry; we're on the story. In the interests of full disclosure, though, we have to tell you that the video above is from last year's event. For this year's results, go here. So much to love in the video, however ... including the newscaster who introduces it. You don't get a physique like that without being very familiar with the wonders of cheese. We think we saw Floyd Landis somewhere near the leaders, by the way. Let the blood testing begin.

And why no one ever hurtles down the hill in a mouse costume is beyond us. That would be funny.

Fearless Competitors Risk Life And Limb To Chase Giant Cheese [The Daily Mail] Behold The Power Of Cheese [Deadspin]