Roundup: What You Missed The Weekend We Saw The Craziest Buzzer-Beater Ever

This Is One Of The Craziest Buzzer-Beaters You Will Ever See | If you've ever thought just throwing the ball up in the air and letting time expire was a good idea, just watch. Mt. Vernon tries to do it with a half-assed toss and New Rochelle gets the ball back and splashes a half-court shot with .1 left. Absolutely bonkers. Read »

OKC Thunder Forward Serge Ibaka Just Karate Chopped Blake Griffin In The Nuts It remains to be seen whether he'll get fined or suspended or deported. Metta World Peace would already be in handcuffs. Read »

How To Cook Bacon, Eggs, And Toast: A Guide For Infomercial Skeptics The point here is that cooking eggs, in a goddamn pan, and then advancing from cooking eggs in a goddamn pan to enjoying the eating of those very same eggs on a plate, is fucking outrageously easy. Read »

Here's A Photo Of UCLA Head Coach Ben Howland, In A Tracksuit, Playing Beer Pong With Students Last Night Even cooler than the tracksuit? Rad, disheveled Ben Howland admiring Shabazz Muhammad's shooting technique. Read »

Alex Rodriguez Only Gave $5,090 Of The $403,862 He Raised For Charity To Charity It's been a while since anyone thought Alex Rodriguez was a stand-up guy, but this seems...egregious: Read »

Pitcher Forgets He Is Playing Baseball, Tackles Runner Trying To Score The next pitch is wild and instead of covering the plate, the pitcher takes off for the runner breaking for home and absolutely levels him. It is a textbook takedown. Read »

LeBron Considering Magic Johnson's $1 Million To Compete In The Dunk Contest Some people want to see James in the contest so bad that hypothetically, they'd probably bribe the star with like a million bucks to partake. Read »