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Humans have evolved over million of years into rather sophisticated creatures. We can eat and digest all manner of foods, we have developed the ability to fly to other planets in metal tubes, and we have some of the best eyes for tracking moving objects in the animal kingdom. Sadly, that didn’t help our poor friend here, on account of this post was stationary.


Prayers up to this man’s dick and balls.

Staff writer, Deadspin

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