Russian Hockey Player Gets Sliced In The Neck, Loses One Pint Of Blood, Will Only Miss One Game

Damn, hockey players are an insanely tough group of people. Denis Sokolov, a longtime blueliner in the KHL, got sliced in the neck by accident on Monday, thanks to the wayward skate blade of an opposing player. It nicked his carotid artery and he preceded to gush blood all over the ice. However, he immediately got up and exited the arena, holding his hand to his blood-gushing neck. He's only expected to miss his team's next game, and I will never, ever complain about a paper cut ever.

[ Puck Daddy]