Ryno's Campaign Against Mustache Rides

We had completely forgotten about this, so we give big mad propers — that's Phil Mushnick-approved "street lingo" — to Can't Stop The Bleeding for reminding us: recent Hall of Famer Ryne Sandberg, according to observers and tons of rumors, once had steroid stud Rafael Palmeiro traded for sleeping with his wife. (Or, as they're saying, "gave her a mustache ride.") Sandberg also is said to have had outfielder Dave Martinez traded for the same reason.

We love it when old white men get in middle-aged scuffles. It's all rumors, but still: Mustache rides. That's funny.

Ryno, Raffy, Cindy Love Triangle [Can't Stop The Bleeding]