Sacre Bleu! (Or Something)

• The Montreal Canadiens' captain doesn't speak French. The horrors! [ Way Offside] • No matter what Steve Nash is obsessed with the Spurs. [ Machochip] • The NBA's all white-trash team. [ The Realests] • Just remember: Many think the Heat still should have no championships. [ Yellow Chair Sports] • Back to rehab, Mr. Marinovich. [ PartMule] • Brett Favre just can't get past the Chiefs. [ ArmchairGM] • Would Curt Schilling and the Indians be a good fit? [ Kid Cleveland] • Michigan State would just like a win over Michigan this weekend. Please. [ Ghosts Of Wayne Fontes] • We usually don't like this, but this was pretty amusing. [ The Wizard Of Odds]