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This guy did not have a whole lot of fun watching his Colts lose to the Chargers last night, so he did what any of us would have done: He got real drunk and then made up a song about his thumb.

In all honesty, I love this guy and I want to be his friend. That moment when he turns away in shame and considers crawling behind the chair to hide just slays me.



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