Santonio Holmes Became A Great Receiver Because He Used To Beat Rabbits To Death

• Or something: "We'd punch them in the head, chop them in the back of their neck to kill them instantly.We had no remorse for those rabbits."[ SlowBreaker]

• I miss it when he used to make people eat giant spiders: Joe Rogan: Zany, free-thinking, weed-loving UFC celebrity. [ Cage Potato]

• Show your school spirit through the magic of Vegas whore cards: This is why college kids need adderall — to complete these types of projects. [ The Rookies]

• Liveblogging the Bill Simmons ESPN Chat: The Sports Fella got a little chippy today about the WWL [ The Arena]