Sasha Cohen Is Here To Save America's Gold

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People who have fond memories of the 2006 Winter Olympics will be happy to know that figure skater Sasha Cohen is coming out of retirement to participate in the 2010 games. People who are fans of underage girls will be unhappy to know that she's now 24. She's still tiny enough, though, to hide in a hamper, which is also good news for the 2010 American figure skating squad. You can't do a triple-axle if you're hefty.

Sasha Cohen Is Returning To Conquer The Vancouver Olympics [ In Game Now]

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Good morning. Yawn. Not a good picture day. Anyway, since we're celebrating 2006, might as well do this: