Sean Salisbury Finds Someone He Can Pay To Honor Him

We'd like to formally congratulate ESPN NFL "analyst" Sean Salisbury on his most recent honor: His high school is retiring his jersey number.

This is good news, because we were beginning to wonder if Salisbury had been a successful quarterback at any level. (OK, so he won a Grey Cup. Woo!) Of course, as The Fanhouse points out, it might not be the most altruistic number-retiring ceremony of all time.

He's auctioning off two spots in his annual Sean Salisbury Golf Classic. The proceeds from the auction will go to his former high school's athletic department.

Yes, we see. By the way, if you would like an autographed Salisbury jock strap, just ask him. He's got a few in his pocket.

Sean Salisbury To Have His High School Jersey Retired [The Fanhouse]