See You Chumps Later. I'll Be At The Bear Spa.
Sorry, I can’t hang out this weekend. I’m going to Yellowstone to get some R&R at this very cool spa for bears.
Is the bear spa full of piss and shit and all sorts of bacteria that could render me dead? Almost certainly. However:
I’ll see you on Monday!
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