Sen. Jim Bunning, R-Pluto, Thinks Stephen Strasburg Is A Wuss

Bunning, onetime pitcher and current obstreperous shitbag, waggled his cane yesterday at young Strasburg: "Five-hundred twenty starts, I never refused the ball. What a joke!" Then he clutched his shoulder and cried, "My arm!" That was either sarcasm or thrombosis. [ Politico, via]