Send Us Your Child's Insane Wish List

After today's breakdown of my kid's wish list, reader Jason sent in this gem:

My 8 yr old nephew made his list over thanksgiving weekend. My sis in law sent me this photo asking if I can help out with #5. (He's referring to under armor tights for football. But he's 8. And spelling isn't quite on the money here...)

Send in yours: [email protected]. We'll post them if we deem them unreasonable enough, and they likely will be.