Serial Semen Squirter Finally Behind Bars

Barry PetcheskyBarry Petchesky|published: Wed 4th August, 15:00 2010

Michael Edwards Jr. is accused of spraying Gaithersburg, Md., shoppers with semen from a bottle. Police say there are other victims out there, and they're unsure of where the semen came from. Carl Monday warned us, people. [ WaPo]

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