Seth Wold Actually Ran OK

Everyman Seth Wold, who ran with the elite men for the first few miles of the 2014 Boston Marathon, did not have various internal organs go into failure. Rather, after he'd gotten his fill of glory, he jogged it in for a respectable 2 hours, 49 minutes, and 43 seconds, finishing 927th.

While there's not yet official word from Utah, it's safe to assume Wold's friends at home all saw him and that his mom is "so proud."