Setting The Tiny Four O'clock Football Table

Philadelphia at Dallas, FOX: This will be the fourth time Terrell Owens faces the Eagles since his nasty exit from Philly in '05. He had 10 catches for 174 yards and a TD in Dallas' 38-17 win over the Eagles back in early November?. So why'd I use a Romo photo instead of a T.O. one? I have no idea. I really should have gone with a Jessica Simpson tittie-shot and just called it a day. The Bills have put me in a sour mood.

Detroit at San Diego, FOX: The Lions need a lot of shit to go their way if they plan on making this year's playoffs. They're a game back of the Vikings still, and they trail a trio of 6-7 teams — the Saints, Redskins and Cardinals — because of tiebreakers. But listen, if they take one game at a time and truly believe in themselves, well, I tell ya, crazier thi— they're screwed. As for the Bolts? They can clinch the AFC West with a win. Much more straightforward.

Indianapolis at Oakland, CBS: The Colts will sit at least five starters in this one. Defensive end Robert Mathis (sprains to both knees), safety Antoine Bethea (sprained left knee), receiver Marvin Harrison (bruised left knee), defensive tackle Raheem Brock (ribs) and right tackle Ryan Diem (knee) are all out. I still like Indy by 40.