Shaq: Put Cops Around And Inside Everything

Someone asked Shaq, an occasional cop, what to do about school shootings. His take? Just build the school out of cops. Sure!

“The government should give law enforcement more money. Give more money, you recruit more people, and the guys that are not ready to go on the streets, you put them in front of the schools. You put ‘em in front of the schools, you put ‘em behind the schools, you put ‘em inside the schools, and we need to pass information. ... I would like to see police officers in schools, inner cities, private schools.”

America’s leading intellectuals have previously considered putting cops inside of schools, but nobody has had the innovative idea of putting cops in front of and behind the schools. Our thanks to Shaq for solving this problem.

[ ESPN]