SHOTY Elite Eight: Chris Cooley Vs. Erin Andrews

To be honest, I'm a little surprised by this matchup: Caitlin Davis seemed to have solid upset potential, and Erin Andrews ... well, I guess you can't underestimate the power of the sideboob.

I remind again that voting is open until Sunday night. A look at the bracket to this point. (Thanks, Johnny Excretory Malfunction Jim Cooke.)

Voting will remain open through next week ... so let's go. It's No. 4 seed Chris Cooley vs. No. 12 seed Erin Andrews. A look at the nominees' 2008 resumes:

No. 4 Chris Cooley Married a cheerleader. Displayed some playbook penis. Deputized brother for Daulerio public relations call.

No. 12 Erin Andrews Attacked by Bruce Pearl. Angered Mike Nadal. Showed up everywhere.

Vote, you beautiful rapscallions.