SHOTY First Round: Pac Man Jones Vs. Norby!

Every single SHOTY first-round matchup has been a blowout. We are not sure this will be any different; the Deadspin Planet is of one mind these days.

Anyway, here are two people who have probably never sat down together for tea, which is a shame; they might learn they have more in common than they think. Or maybe not.

No. 3 Seed Pac Man Jones Introduced the phrase "Make It Rain" to a nation of grateful white people. Scared his family. Missed out on watching Vince Young play quarterback this season. Didn't rassle, darnit.

No. 14 Seed Norby! Co-authored a rather awesome memo Has funny name. "Hey, how are ya? Couple of things ..."

So, who's making it to the next round?

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