SHOTY Quarterfinals: No. 3 Karen F. Owen vs. No. 6 Dude Getting Blown By Dog

Oh, if only the dog of Joel Monaghan's Canberra Raiders teammate had somehow made it into Duke. In the interests of research, anyway ...

As always, it is not about the destination but the journey.

No. 3 Karen F. Owen Penned quite the thesis. Earns potential book deal. (And movie, of course.) Terrified the shit out of all of us.

No. 6 Dude Getting Blown By dog It is a dude being blown by a dog.

So, who makes the semis? Karen F. Owen, or Dude Being Blown By Dog?

Polls close Wednesday morning.