"Show Me Where Mariotti Touched You, Alex"
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This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it [object Object] . We can't quite put our finger on why a picture of Ozzie Guillen talking to Alex Rodriguez while A-Rod violently adjusts his crotch region is funny .... but it nevertheless is.
Photo from Warren Wimmer of the Chicago Sports Review.
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