Sie Sind Mit Mir, Leder!

In honor of tomorrow's beginning of the World Cup, and in honor of the T-shirts finally shipping this week, a reader presents us the world's greatest pickup line in all its international glory:

• Dutch: U bent met me, Leer. • English: You're with me, leather. • French: Vous etes avec moi, cuir. • German: Sie sind mit mir, Leder. • Irish: Ta tu liom, leathair. • Italian: Sei con me, cuoio. • Portuguese: Voce e com mim, couro. • Spanish: Usted esta con mi, cuero. • Pig Latin: You'reay ithway emay, Eatherlay. • Swedish Chef: Yuoo're-a veet me-a, Leezeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

"You're With Me, Leather" T-Shirt [Gawker Shop]