Simmons Impersonators Getting Downright Creepy
This image was lost some time after publication. The folks at Yard Work are getting so good at impersonating ESPN columnists that, honestly, you just can't tell the difference anymore.
From the newest More Cowbell Than You Will Ever Need column:
Who tranquilized Mark Burnett before taping began, convincing him to put his TV reputation in the hands of a saxophone player with a ugly beard? I'm still not convinced that the show isn't an act of self-sabotage on Burnett's part, much like Mel Brooks' character on the fourth season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
We mean, add a rimshot and you've nailed Simmons.
More Cowbell Than You Will Ever Need [Yard Work]
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