Slang Terms For Breasts, Categorized

Animal Life Bee stings Mosquito bites Hooters Milkshakes

Objects—Inflatable or Stuffed Airbags Funbags Balloons Dirty pillows

Objects—Vehicular & Weaponry Boulders Bombs Honkers Goodyears Rack

Objects—Vessels Jugs Cans Milk Jugs Gallon Milk Jugs (for larger breasts)

Outliers Bazoombas Bajongas Chesticles Boobs Boobies Tits Titties The Girls The Twins All named duos (Sacco & Vanzetti, Simon & Garfunkel, etc.) Jubblies Cha-chas Gazongas Knockers Num-nums Ta-tas Tee-tees

Plant Life Melons Cantaloupes Coconuts

Proper Bosoms Breasts Mammaries

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