SMU's New Locker Room Is A Strip Club

Barry Petchesky|published: 08/19/2011, 11:15am EDT

Too bad there's already a Pink Pony strip club in Atlanta, because that would be a hell of a name for this neon-lit luxury monster.

With death penalties in the news, it's nice for SMU to give us a reminder that no matter what you do wrong, it doesn't matter in the long run. You will still be able to scrape together $2.7 million for stadium renovations, two million of that from just three donors. Remember, boosters: bring the glitz to the team and not the other way around, and it's all nice and legal.