So That's Why They Call It Football

Dashiell Bennett|published: Mon 2nd February, 16:55 2009

• Wouldn't a headbutt have worked too?: That kick to the back looks like it should be illegal, but I guess I really don't understand soccer. [Unprofessional Foul]

• When was it on?: I guess a lot of people watched the Super Bowl. I am told that was also a football game. [ The Live Feed]

• Thanks, but no thanks: Wait, this is the stuff they give you for winning the Super Bowl? Maybe Holmes should have just let that last pass drop. [ Sports Hernia]

• Smoke 'em if you got 'em: Michael Phelps should embrace his inner dopehead. He could be on the cover of Weedies! Get it? Oh, man I am so lightheaded right now. [ Campus Progress]

• Sell: Lenny Dykstra's investments are not faring so well in this current economic market. That is very surprising news. [ Daily Options Report]

• And because you behaved yourself today ... here's Springsteen's crotch shot: