Soccer Announcers Make Everything Better, Even Hockey

On an utterly sportsless evening, let's spend a few minutes reliving two that recently concluded their respective seasons: hockey and top-tier international soccer. To that end, some enterprising YouTube user synched up some 15 different hockey goals with relatively corresponding broadcast calls from soccer games. The result is pure heaven, as electrifying as a hair dryer thrown into a hot tub, you might say.

[ Reddit, h/t Puck Daddy]