Soccer Player Crumples In Shame After Sending Penalty Kick Straight To The Moon

When standing over a late, potentially match-winning penalty against top-of-the-table opposition, as Zwolle captain Bram van Polen found himself in yesterday’s game against AZ Alkmaar, the last thing you want your resulting shot attempt to inspire in the crowd is an immediate wave of shocked horror. Just look at all those hands in the stands going straight to their heads after this awful effort:

Oof.