Some Poor Soul Ordered A Tom Brady Fathead, Got Tim Tebow's Instead

How could you fackin' loozahs mix this up? NAWT only does Tim Tebow NAWT play for OW-AH fackin' team, he ain't even good enough to PRAY in front of Tawmmy Brady's jawkstrap!

I mean, come AWN! Look at this thing! I wouldn't let my little DAWTAH throw DAHTS at that guy! What a buncha cawks! I want my fackin' money back!

[ Reddit, via Larry Brown Sports]