Someone Get One For Marty Mornhinweg, Just For Fun

This is a bit trifling so early in the morning, but we don't care, it makes us happy. The auction just closed, but since there were no bids, we're sure it'll come back up: An eBay auction where you can buy Detroit Lions helmet buggy. It is "larger than a golf cart; about the size of a small car" and runs on electricity. Best part: If one of your neighbors blows out a knee, you can take them to the emergency room in this, with them in the back, waving to the other neighbors that they're going to be all right, thumbs up, all clear.

The non-bid price was $9,950.00. Since nobody picked it up, we're gonna wait until it slips down past the four digits ... and then we're striking. That, or we can just wait for Matt Millen to overpay for it.

Detroit Lions Helmet Buggy [eBay]