Sometimes, The Gatorade Bottle Is Just Too Far Away

We're posting this just to be obnoxious, and we will not pretend otherwise: During Nebraska's 34-20 victory over Missouri, Tigers quarterback Chase Daniel discovers a way to replenish proteins burned through on the field of battle.

Honestly, if we didn't find video of athletes picking their nose and eating what they found ... jeez, what kind of blog would we be? We just report the news, people.