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Well, some elementary school or junior high was lucky enough to land Jesus as its soccer coach, although by the looks of this handsome mural, He has his work cut out for him. Ah well, the first day of practice is usually a feeling-out process for everyone, we're told. We'd also like to thank young Darren for wearing his father's old Stanford football uniform. Christ is not amused.

Jesus: "Then AC Milan got into a bidding war with Real Madrid for my services. That's not a brag, by the way; I was just that good."

Well, at least the Son of God now has something to occupy His time, so that he's not bothering people on the links.

Sports Mural [Andrea's Murals]