Spray It On Your Fat Friend's Neck

You might no longer be able to buy Terry Francona's chaw anymore, but MLB.com is making sure you still have your postseason memorabilia. You can buy some of the bug spray used in that Indians-Yankees game.

The bug spray didn't work at all, but that isn't stopping MLB.

Major League Baseball Properties and MLB Advanced Media announced Monday that an exclusive auction of game-used and autographed items from this past postseason will begin on Friday. The auction will run until Dec. 7, and it will feature more than 50 extraordinary items that will make historic keepsakes.

They say the bug spray "promises to be a huge conversation piece," and this is true, if you are a psychotic. Or A-Rod.

That Isn't Bug Spray You're Bidding On; It's Authentic Game-Used 2007 Playoff Bug Spray [Lion In Oil]