St. Louis Lawyer Buys Super Bowl Ad To Tell Stan Kroenke To Get Fucked

I put out a call during last night’s Super Bowl local ad break for the best and worst of your local markets, and got replies ranging from axe-murderer Joe Jacoby to HVAC-shilling Mike Tyson to an ad in Omaha for a male enhancement doctor who will make your dong so powerful it will leave your partner disabled.

But St. Louis residents got something a bit more straightforward: a personal injury lawyer spending 30 seconds ripping Stan Kroenke for taking the Rams to California. Money well-spent, we suppose.

(Because we’re sure you’ll ask, here is the Omaha local ad for the dong clinic. We edited out references to its name, because they don’t deserve any free advertising.)