Recently relegated Sunderland got their asses handed to them in a friendly against Celtic on Saturday, losing by a score of 5-0. After the match, some Sunderland fans happened upon Darron Gibson at a bar. Confronted by the fans’ frustrations, the Northern Irish midfielder is caught on video going on a slurry, rambling diatribe in his delightful brogue, admitting that he is currently “off me face,” slamming some of his teammates whom he claims “don’t give a foke” about the club, and threatening one fan by saying “I’ll punch youse foking head in”:
In a statement (in which they initially spelled his name wrong), Sunderland said Gibson has apologized for his antics and that the club would be launching an investigation into the matter. The finding we most anticipate is the precise number of pints it took for Gibson to get so sloshed.