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Awful Announcing has the tale of a woman arrested in Memphis for flashing the Jumbotron. Which is apparently a crime. Freaking federal government.

Unfortunately, the video above doesn't have the actual moment, though if anyone happened to catch it, we're all ears. Our favorite part, as pointed out by AA, is that the woman lists herself as a "sea captain." In Tennessee. Which is awesome.


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