We know you all were watching the Davos-Kloten game two days ago to see who could capture the David Aebischer Memorial Lucite Cylinder, who would be Micheline Calmy-Rey's sporting equivalent equivalent atop National League A.

What's that? You weren't? Well, anyway, HC Davos won, and champion Dino Ciccarelli Wieser picks up this Wal-Mart-seeming thing, after it's been filled with an empty beer can. Then he drops it.

There is no joy in Davos, at least not until Bono comes back.

HC Davos Swiss Hockey Champs, Dino Wieser Drops, Breaks Trophy [Bob's Blitz]