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Just Chip Kelly Belly-Flopping Into A Big Pool Of Water

Every NFL coach needs to be more like Chip Kelly....

Deadspin Up All Night: To The Skies

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Cheap Wireless Headphones, Pocket Charger, Tailgate Grills [Deals]

If you're pining for a new set of headphones, these GOgroove Bluetooth on-ears have 14 hours of battery live, a folding design, and solid reviews. They have consistently sold for $80 all year, but a promo code today knocks them all the way down to $30. Get them before they're gone. [GOgroove BlueVIB...

Watch These Fools Try To Shove A Gigantic Sofa Into A Very Tiny Car

Seriously though, what the hell was ever the plan here?...

Famous Boston Bullpen Cop Gets His Own Bobblehead

The world's most famous bullpen cop, Boston police officer Steve Horgan, was honored tonight at Fenway park with his own bobblehead. Horgan's celebration was immortalized in the iconic photo following David Ortiz's game-tying grand slam in the eighth inning of Game 2 of the ALCS against the Tigers...

Deadspin Up All Night: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

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Watch Joe Panik's Pinkie Disappear As He Slides Into Second Base

Giants rookie Joe Panik was the unwilling participant in a magic trick when he slid into second during Sunday's game against the Phillies. Now you see his pinkie finger, and now—oh, shit....

Glasshole Wants You To Wear A Computer On Your Face While You Cook

National Geographic magazine, a mail-order Caring About Things merit badge for baby boomers, has been running a "Future of Food" series on the Plate, its food blog, for the past few months. This month's entry was written by Mary Beth Albright, an attorney, food writer, and former contestant on Food...

Sad Update On Sad Derrick Rose

The 49ers' New Stadium Is Probably The Future Of Concessions

Yesterday saw the 49ers' very first game at their new home, Levi's Stadium, and if you had to pick one quote from a fan to summarize the tens of thousands of opinions out there, it'd be the one the Chronicle got from one season-ticket holder: "I live in San Francisco, so it's a little far. But t...

Jump Start Your Car (And Phone), A Printer You Won't Hate [Deals]

We're no strangers to external USB chargers around here, but this will actually jump start your car as well. Most jump starters are bulky things with handles and knobs everywhere, but this thing is actually pretty svelte, and should tuck away nicely in your trunk. [PowerAll PBJS12000R Rosso Red/Bla...

Young Pirates Fan Goes Through The Emotional Wringer

Our friend here, who was at Nationals Park to cheer on the visiting Pirates against the home team last night, never quite reaches the raw sadness of Sad Cubs Kid, but that's because he never really had much hope. You can tell by his face; he knew where this was going from the start....

Rafael Nadal Withdraws From U.S. Open

Rafael Nadal will not defend his U.S. Open title when the tournament starts next week, announcing today that he will not compete as he recovers from a wrist injury....

How To Cook Pork Belly, Which Thoroughly Kicks Bacon's Ass

Albert Burneko is off. Your guest Foodspinner is pudding defender and friend of the program Miserable Shitehawk....

Deadspin Up All Night: Tell Me When To Go

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It's been a long week and we're pretty much done, so rather than working, we're going to hang out in the comments and answer any questions you might have for us. Let's do it....

A Speaker for Your Shower, Cast Iron Cooking, Tailgate Grill [Deals]

This waterproof bluetooth speaker only costs $17, includes nice, big playback controls, and even sticks to your shower wall with a suction cup. No brainer. [SoundBot HD Water Resistant Bluetooth Shower Speaker, $17]...

Steeplechaser Loses Gold Medal For Taking Off His Shirt During Race

France's Mahiedine Mekhissi-Benabbad was running in the 3,000-meter steeplechase at the European Athletics Championships, clear ahead of the field, when he took off his shirt in the final stretch to celebrate. That topless jubilation cost him his gold medal....

How Do I Clean Up All This Mouse Poop?

Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert and advice columnist. She'll be here once a month to answer your filthiest questions. ...

Deadspin Up All Night: No Way!

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