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Keep Your Beer Perpetually Cold, Ditch Your Headphone Cord [Deals]
One of the best cures for a hot summer day is an ice cold beer, and these Corkcicles can keep a standard longneck at just the right temperature. $20 gets you two. [Corkcicle Chillsner 2-Pack, $20]...

Chip Kelly Is Basically The Eagles' Life Coach
We've figured out by now that Eagles head coach Chip Kelly is a guy who likes to let his work speak for him, but in Seth Wickersham's feature, for which Kelly declined to talk, we get details of how far Kelly's influence seeps into his players' minds....

Deadspin Up All Night: A Method
Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Tunnel vision....

Borussia Dortmund Player Scores Goal, Dons Spider-Man Mask
Borussia Dortmund beat Bayern Munich 2-0 in the DFL Supercup today, thanks in large part to a spectacular header from Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang in the 61st minute. After he scored, Aubameyang yanked a Spider-Man mask out of his sock and put it on his head because, sure, why the hell not?...

Dude Wins $15 Million In Poker, Does Not Seem All That Jazzed About It
Daniel Colman won the final table of the The Big One for One Drop—the same poker tournament that featured this gut-punch of a bad beat—and he came away with more than $15 million in prize money. Despite this, Colman did not seem all that excited about his victory!...

Deals: Stream Everything, Tablets in the Kitchen, External USB Charger
We've got a handful of great streaming box deals for you today. The pair of Chromecasts are a great deal if you have two TVs without them, the Fire TV hasn't really been discounted until now, and the $50 price drop on the top-of-the-line Slingbox is great for anyone who wants to watch TV on the roa...


Deadspin Up All Night: So What?
Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. We've got more coming, so stick around....

Iranian Wrestler Pulls Off Flip For Crazy-Ass Takedown
Iran's Iman Sadeghikoukandeh executed quite the feat against Russia's Rashidov Gadzhimurad in the semifinals of the FILA Junior World Championships....

Hey, This Ariana Grande Album Cover Doesn't Make Any Sense
This is the cover for Ariana Grande's upcoming album, My Everything. It doesn't make any sense, and it's freaking me out, man....

Tell Us About Your Go-To Foodstuff
Do you have a go-to food? Something that you can whip up with your eyes closed when you need to get some food on the table and don't have the time or resources to experiment?...


Deals: Speaker Upgrades, Smoothies To Go, Programmable Smart Outlets
If you want to upgrade your sound system, the Wirecutter's favorite bookshelf speaker pair is only $60 today. These usually sell for the full $130 MSRP, so you absolutely shouldn't wait to purchase. [Pioneer SP-BS22-LR Andrew Jones Designed Bookshelf Loudspeakers ($60) | Amazon...

Deadspin Up All Night: Promote The Hustle
Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Today has been a real fucking bummer, but there's always happy music to make things better....

Here Are Some Adorable Fox Terrier Puppies Hanging Out With A Bunny
It's been a pretty bad couple of days in sports, with lots of people acting terribly. There's no need to ignore all that and pretend the world is perfect, but there's no need not to take a minute to watch these puppies playing....

Angry Driver Versus Cyclists Makes For Great Roadside Screaming Match
Drivers and cyclists getting into confrontations is a thing that happens so often that it's hardly ever worth pointing out, but this is a special circumstance....

Deals: KitchenAid Mixer, Automatic Driving Assistant, Toothbrushes
We're no strangers to KitchenAid deals around these parts, but this is one of the best ones we've ever come across. It's the smaller 4.5 quart model, but if that's sufficient for your mixing needs, $172 for a new mixer is a screaming deal. [KitchenAid 4½-qt. Classic Stand Mixer, $172 with code JCP...

This Is What Happens When You Ask Reddit For Legal Advice
If you needed help with a legal situation, would you ask the first five people you see on the street? Of course not. So, why would you seek answers for a highly sensitive issue from a bunch of people on the internet who wouldn't have to face any consequences for their advice?...

Diego Maradona Slaps Fool-Ass Reporter For Winking At His Ex-Wife
Diego Maradona is and always will be the GOAT, mostly because he's the type of dude who, at the age of 53, will calmly exit his car, wade into a throng of reporters, find the one who may or may not have winked at his wife, and slap that dingus right in his face....