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This Is Not How You Dance To Lil Jon, Tennessee Fans

Lil Jon and Tennessee are pretty good friends lately. That means a lot of new fans of the king of crunk in Vols country, where things like this are happening. There's a lot going on here, and none of it's good. ...

Alexis Knocks Chelsea Keeper Out Cold; Keeper Stays In Game

Early in today's match between Arsenal and Chelsea at Stamford Bridge, Arsenal midfielder Alexis Sánchez turned to run down a hopeful ball over the top, nearly got on the end of it, and ended his run by plowing his hip through Chelsea goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois's head. Courtois appeared to be knock...

How To Make Roast Pork Tenderloin, The X-Rated Cut Of Meat

There's simply no way around it: The pork tenderloin is weird-lookin'. It's shaped—well, dammit, it's shaped like a big ol' penis. You unwrap it from the butcher paper and you step back and you go, damn, man, this pork tenderloin looks like a dong. Can I manipulate this giant dong? This seems ...

Cardinals-Dodgers Game One Was An Awesome Thrill Ride

The two National League playoff series finally kicked off yesterday, and while the Giants-Nationals opener was a solid appetizer, we'll really only be remembering the satisfying main course between St. Louis and Los Angeles, a 10-9 win for the Cardinals. ...

Ice-Skating Canadian National Anthem Singer Trips On Rug, Keeps Singing

It's hard to say why Mark Donnelly was singing "O Canada" on skates, doing laps around the teams at a junior hockey game in Penticon. But he plows right through that hit like a Rich Peverly meme in a tuxedo....

Deadspin Up All Night: Gonna Break Even

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Have You Ever Been Inside Former Red Sox Coach Greg Colbrunn's Kitchen?

If you have, could you email us a description of his kitchen? We're at [email protected]. Thanks....

A Bad Track Lady

This lady is not so good at track....

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Deadspin Up All Night: You Don't Wanna Save Me

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What's Wrong With LeSean McCoy?

Philadelphia is 3-1 and at the top of the NFC East, but you wouldn't know it by looking at the stat line of its star, LeSean McCoy. In Philly's last two games, Shady's totaled 37 rushing yards on 39 touches, and no receptions. Through four games last season, McCoy had 468 yards on the ground. This...

Royals Catcher Salvador Perez Loves Annoying Lorenzo Cain

Royals catcher Salvador Perez has a habit of pestering teammate Lorenzo Cain by taking videos of Cain and posting them to his Instagram account. Occasionally, Cain reacts like Adrian Beltre does when someone touches his head. He really doesn't like when Perez calls him "hermanito."...

Thirteen Ways Of Looking At Greg Maddux

A record producer friend once told me that Check Your Head, the Beastie Boys' 3rd album, was perfectly realized. That's stuck with me over the years, the idea of being able to achieve something that lives up to your ambition. In a 1978 Playboy Interview, Bob Dylan said: "The closest I ever got to t...

$25 Immersion Blender, Cheaper Juicers, Rechargeable Batteries [Deals]

Cuisinart's extremely popular immersion blender is only $25 today on Amazon, the lowest price they've ever offered. [Cuisinart Smart Stick 2-Speed Immersion Blender, $25]...

Madison Bumgarner "drinks" four beers at once while celebrating his shutout. Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images, and click through for the Vine....

Let's All Get Very Intimate With Bruce Bochy In Extreme Slow Motion

It's best in high definition!...

Madison Bumgarner Pitches Gem As Giants Advance In Playoffs

En route to winning the 2010 World Series, San Francisco Giants play-by-play announcer Duane Kuiper coined a slogan to describe the team's penchant for winning tight games: "Giants Baseball...Torture." In 2012 they went down 0–2 in the NLDS and 1–3 in the NLCS before beating Detroit to win their s...

Deadspin Up All Night: We All Playing Hockey

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So, Uh, Josh Gordon Had To Make Friends With A Horse In Weed Rehab

This right here is what the dumbest extreme of the dimmest science attached to the moron NFL image machinery looks like. ...

Wireless Meat Thermometer, a Brain for Your Home, Vitamix [Deals]

If you have a habit of over or under-cooking your meat, this Ivation wireless dual probe thermometer will alert your from up to 300 feet away when your meal has reached the optimal temperature. It has a fantastic review average, and is Amazon's #1 selling grilling & BBQ utensil. [Ivation Long Range ...