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Happy day after Thanksgiving. Today is gonna be looser than usual, given both the tech issues and that the vast majority of you are out shopping, or hungover, or getting ready for high school reunions. We'll cover some stuff, we'll ignore a lot of stuff, and have some fun being buddy, buddy, buddy a...
Afternoon Blogdome: Go Home Already
• Out of ideas: Here are pictures of a hot Russian lady boxer. Enjoy the long weekend. [The Spoiler] • Don't even think about it, Johnny Majors: Bill Snyder's return to Kansas State is probably giving some other ex-coaches some ideas. They should forget those ideas. [APIAS] • I hear Del Boca Vista i...
Morning Blogdome: Drinking Before Breakfast
My boy was just like [email protected]. • I'm listening: It looks like someone finally figured out the only way you're going to get me up in the middle of the night to go shopping: Black Friday Tailgate Party! [Goose's Roost] • Still a rip-off: By the way, Steve and Barry's liquidation sales be...
Afternoon Blogdome: Oh, Emmitt!
To burn my kingdom, you must you [email protected]. • He's incorrigible: Emmitt Smith is just a man who enjoys a little football. And maybe some of the halftime entertainment. You can take the Cowboy out of Dallas.... [Friends of the Program] • Worst rap album ever: Brett Favre is "the notoriou...
Afternoon Blogdome: Jim Zorn Is Happy To See You
Some people call [email protected] the Space Cowboy. • Cooley learned from the best: A young Jim Zorn built his rising career on a solid foundation. Like a mighty tent pole, one might say. [DC Sports Blog] • Yep, that's a Blue Devil all right: You know how some people look like their pets? This...
The Joey Porter Stupidity Tour Continues
From an interview with ESPN on Sunday: "That's my dynasty. You know what I mean? I could be sitting up here with three rings. This is the way I look at it. I played three AFC Championships — won one, lost two. ... Yeah, to me just like they want to put an asterisk on everything else, yeah, I don't c...
Yao Ming, Charles Barkley, D Wade Make Comedy Gold
• What happens when you put Charles Barkley and Dwyane Wade in a Chinese restaurant and then throw in Yao and some gigantic shrimp. Comedy of course! [Awful Announcing] • "The announced firing of Oklahoma City Thunder coach P.J. Carlesimo should come as no surprise to anyone who was foolish enough t...
Afternoon Blogdome: Ram It All Night
[email protected] dances a little funky, so watch it, girl. • You sing too, Deacon?: Take heart St. Louis fans. Your current team hasn't done anything this bad. Yet. [YouTube] • Here's a hint; it's grey: Do remember the famous Grey Cup "Mud Bowl"? Do you remember what sport the Grey Cup is aw...
Afternoon Blogdome: There Goes My Hero
[email protected] hurt itself today, to see if it still feels. Back-to-Back: Wow. This guy really likes Barry Bonds. It must be their shared passion for needles. [Mouthpiece Sports] • You got your free taco, didn't you?: An angry Red Sox fan is suing a furniture store, because Boston failed to ...
Afternoon Blogdome: La-Di-Da-Di, Ortiz Likes To Party
[email protected] wonders if it has enough class. • Cumpleaños Feliz: Ain't no party like a David Ortiz all-white party. Too bad I had nothing to wear to it. [Red Sox Monster] • It's called "managing expectations": We don't know how to break this to you Vanderbilt, but ... you ain't going to th...
Afternoon Blogdome: That's Just Rowdy Being Rowdy
[email protected] will hold the lock, if you turn the key. • No more car pooling with T.O.: Rowdy The Cowboy is in big trouble with the NFL. And when Mrs. Rowdy finds out that's not his secretary.... [Cowboys Blog] • Tough, but fair: Baseball writer Tom Haudricort thinks Albert Pujols is the 50...
Afternoon Blogdome: Dance Like No One's Watching (Because They Wish They Weren't)
If you like it, then you should have put a ring on [email protected]. • So cheesy: What's more disturbing? The dance, the uncomfortably tight Aaron Rodgers jersey or the fact that it's 2008 and this guy doesn't know how to work a video camera? [Docksquad] • So very 'Now': Another blog yearns t...
And Get A Scouting Department While You're At It
Those guys that bought the billboards in Cincinnati? They organized a boycott of Paul Brown Stadium today [Who Dey Revolution] Hey, whatever happened to that fat red-headed kid from The Sandlot? [Pyle of List] Has Greg Robinson been fired? Yes. Yes he has [Has Greg Robinson Been Fired?] Here's some ...
Afternoon Blogdome: The Most Important Movie Since Rocky V
Some Extra Mustard, Please: Yes, yes. We know. You hate the city of Philadelphia and everyone in it. But even the most jorted Mets fan can appreciate perhaps the greatest documentary ever created: about a hot dog launcher. [The 700 Level] Where's the "Buy Now" Option: Perhaps the Yankees never recei...
Afternoon Blogdome: The Hottest Spot North Of Gund Arena
[email protected] can't smile without you. • You gave without taking: LeBron James and Carmelo Anthony both have Barry Manilow on their iPods. So they got the mix tape I sent? [Deuce of Davenport] • Some facial hair wouldn't hurt: Be a leader ... the Kevin Millar Way. In other words, hit .230 ....
Afternoon Blogdome: Be Thankful This Is Not Your Team
• Whatever keeps my family from talking to each other: They should definitely take the Thanksgiving Day game away from the Lions. Or not. Either way, I'll be drunk on cranberry sauce. [Sports Climax + Examiner] • Not begin in jail helps Is Matt Ryan the MVP? It's kind of sad when "he hasn't knowingl...
Afternoon Blogdome: You Make Me Want To Be A Better Mascot
[email protected] is not playing around anymore • Who said it?: "Chief Illiniwek inspired me to be a complete man." This actually explains a lot about a couple of those earlier posts. [Storming The Floor] • That wasn't supposed to happen: Niagara College scored three shorthanded goals on one pen...
Afternoon Blogdome: Gina Carano Likes The Ladies (When She's Not Beating Them Up)
[email protected] would never hurt you, baby. You know that! • Hey bud, let's party: Look, we're not saying that Gina Carano is into women. We're just saying that she smacks them around for a living and then when she's done with that, maybe goes back to the hotel for some wine and a roll on the...
Afternoon Blogdome: Goodbye, Gunston
• Who could hate a Muppet?: George Mason fires Gunston the Green ... Something. Again. Because the last thing you want in a team mascot is a easily lovable character that's family friendly and easy to market. [DC Sports Blog + The Realests] • O boy: The Orioles know exactly how to get their fans fir...
Afternoon Blogdome: Tuck Smash!
The New Tuck Rule: Does this look like a $7,500 tackle to you? Brooks Bollinger should at least get a gratuity. [Cecilio Guante] Spend it like Beckham: Oooh, celebrity auctions are so much fun! Especially when everything is so expensive you have to be a celebrity to buy them. [In Game Now]Next time,...