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Browns [Fans] are the new Bengals
•Success is not always measured in wins and losses: "Though the Browns still have one more home game remaining, you all can take pride in the fact that you actually topped last year’s production! While the win total may not have exactly - you know - improved, one metric of team “success” did: fan ar...
Jay Harris, Karaoke Monster
• With a song in his heart: ESPN's Jay Harris knows how to croon. And don't you forget it. [Don Chavez]...
Rammer Jammer, Hooker, Slammer
• Spencer Hall'd: "If you plan on being busted for solicitation, prostitution, or any other pay-for-play schemes involving someone's naughty bits and public decency laws, please remember to wear nothing but university-approved apparel from your favorite local collegiate sporting team." [The Sporting...
First One Who Falls Off The Portis Pole Loses
• Weeee!: Steinberg brings out some old photos of ladies having a swinging good time at a Clinton Portis pool party. [DC Sports Bog]...
ESPN Said "Shuttlecock"
• It's still a sports site, right?: ESPN's "Mayne Street" continues to baffle and confound—and also offend a little bit. [The Sports Culture]...
You're Partying With The Philadelphia Flyers Tonight
• Hey ladies!: Pro hockey players cockblock an entire fraternity at their own date party and make the boys pay for their drinks. I think we found Sean Avery's new team. [SbB]...
Afternoon Blogdome: NFL Layoffs, Hot Latin Reporters, Biting Parents And More
The NFL is laying off employees despite steady profits? That blows (not like something like that would happen around here). [Philly.com]...
Plax Syndrome: 12 Other Accidental Shootings We’re Rooting For
"Listen, we hate to poke fun at someone else’s misfortune (at least that’s what we claim) but let’s be honest: he didn’t die, and some people need a wake up call." [Pyle of List]...
Music You'll Be Humming For The Rest Of The Day
• Mmm... soda: What's more important: The Heisman or the Maxwell? That's like asking what rots my teeth faster: Dr. Pepper or RC? [Sparty and Friends]...
Afternoon Blogdome: The Student Becomes The Master
• From the best: Mike Holmgren tried to call backsies on his retirement, but the Seahawks brass said "no way." Gee, I wonder where he learned that move? [Seattlest]...
Afternoon Blogdome: Back In My Day ...
• Red Grange weeps: Tim Tebow is the greatest college player of all time? How quickly we forget ... (And I still say there are at least a dozen guys better than both of them.) [The Big Lead]...
Afternoon Blogdome: Because The World Needs More Red Sox Merchandise
• Camouflage?: The Red Sox are getting a new logo? As long as we can all still identify which fans need a punch in the face, it's okay by me. [Sox and Dawgs]...
Afternoon Blogdome: David Garrard Is Invited To My Wedding
• That is a sweaty, sweaty man: I'm not sure if this is a wedding or a Chippendale's show, but either way ... David Garrard ... I want to party with you, cowboy. [Brahsome]...
The Bills Are Pro-Choice About JP Losman, Plus More Avery-kkake In A Super-Sized Blogdome
I got two of these today; this is one of those screenshots announcing that Bills quarterback JP Losman...I'm guessing he was in their version of the Wildcat and they needed a way to document that somehow. Either way, it's a damn fine description of the backup quarterback's woes, as his team has los...
This Is What It Took To Get Us Talk About The NHL
The Sean Avery blog links have been pouring in; suddenly Avery is good for the NHL, bad for his team and deserving of career advice for the future. If you have more blog links, we'll run 'em tomorrow...
Afternoon Blogdome: I Got Your Anger Management Right Here
• And your little dog too: Kevin Garnett is tried of leading his own men, so now he's taking it upon himself to motivate other team's players. Or tell them they suck. [Fanhouse]...
Afternoon Blogdome: Mommy, What Does "Going Five-Hole" Mean?
• Two minutes in the box?: Fox Sports: The source you should turn to for all your hockey-based humping metaphors. [The Sporting Blog]...
Afternoon Blogdome: That's Not A Glove Save
More like sloppy firsts: Throwing your glove at a skater on a breakaway only makes things worse. It also makes them funnier, though, so do whatever you want. [The 700 Level]...
Afternoon Blogdome: Hack The Shaq You're With
• He is very photogenic: You know, I didn't read a word of this post, but man ... people sure do like getting their picture taken with life-size representations of Shaquille O'Neal. [Moderately Cerebral Bias]...
Afternoon Blogdome: Would The Knicks Do This For You?
• Nice try: If you think putting a Cavalier Girl in a bubble bath with another naked lady is going to keep LeBron in Cleveland ... well, it can't hurt. [Don Chavez] (Site's down. Let's pretend this never happened.)...