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What Is Wrong With The EnglishThe nightmare you see above is the birthday dinner of choice not for a random insane person, but for 42-year-old multimillionaire global celebrity sports icon David Beckham, who could have virtually anything in the world to eat. He chose this. Beans, some kind of sad approximation of fries, ham, not...

Dumb-As-Hell Hip-Hop-Themed Restaurant Menu Wasn't The Hottest Idea"Thug rice," man. "Thug rice." They literally dyed some rice black and called it "thug rice."...

Report: Royals And Chiefs Concessions Are Disgusting, Unhygienic MessWere you one of those fans fortunate enough to see the Royals' magical postseason run in person, or perhaps you're a loyal Chiefs supporter? If so good for you, but it means you probably ate some mold or rodent shit. ...

McDonald's Is Poisoning iPhone-Line Denizens With Food From McDonald's

Man, Apple customers get all the free shit lately. ...

Gross And Bad NFL Mouthpiece Celebrates Cincinnati's Poo-Food

Sports Illustrated's Peter King, a novelty badger-faced keychain-fob that recites snippets of Roger Goodell's autobiography when you shake it, is doing his annual tour of the NFL's training camps. He's in Cincinnati today, and took a break from uncritically transcribing front-office boilerplate to ...

Mathematician Uses Bagel To Prove That He's Kind Of A Dingus

What in the hell. What in the god damn hell....

Your Handling-Lots-Of-McDonald's-Food-At-Once Problems Are Solved

Hey guys, remember back when you'd go to the drive-thru at McDonald's, and you had to, like, read the menu and, like, pick some stuff to eat, and then friggin' tell the guy what you wanted, and then you drove up to the window and opened your mouth and they fired all the food at your face with a gian...

Tell Us About The Worst Thing You Ever Ate On Purpose

I want to be able to tell you that the worst thing I ever ate was, like, a wriggling cupful of live centipedes or a bucket of sand or, like, my own tongue: Something genuinely, universally unenjoyable and downright objectionable, which only the very most diseased psychotic person or most committed p...