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Here’s what the Bears-Colts game means for the 2020 presidential raceYes, they suck. But we were all Bears fans today....

No, It's Not Good News, It's Never Good News And Never Will Be AgainHere is a good technique: anytime this or that Trump stooge or Republican or conservative (they’re all the same thing, really) makes surprising headlines, and you find yourself wondering if they might have done it for reasons you can respect or admire or at least in which you might possibly vest som...

Do Not Go Into This St. Patrick's Day Themed Queso Recipe With False ExpectationsWe’re certainly in favor of “kicking back” and having a little fun on St. Patrick’s day, a celebration of the devastating effects of alcoholism. But we hate to see anyone fall for click-bait articles concerned more with attention-grabbing headlines than delivering on promises. ...

Report: Clayton Kershaw Got An Epidural, Is Headed To Disabled List

Well, shit. Dodgers ace Clayton Kershaw, who was well on his way to turning in one of the greatest single season pitching performances in recorded human history, is reportedly headed for the disabled list....

Shock: Man Who Once Likened Airplanes To Time Machines Was Heavy Into Drugs

The great Marvin "I ain't getting on no time machine" Barnes tells Chris Tomasson he made roughly $50,000 a week selling weed during his playing days. Oh, and he did some drugs, too. [FanHouse]...