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Losers don’t get cake at AlabamaI have no problem with winners getting things that losers don’t. Participation medals should be called what they really are: Door prizes. Thank you for showing up and giving Billy and Timmy someone to beat on for an hour or so, now go eat your complimentary Nature Valley bars in the parking lot with...

Corporate names on sports venues are dumb, we have suggestionsSick of corporate names on your sports stadiums and arenas? So are we. So, let’s fix it, and get the names of all these places right, once and for all. ...

No, BBC, That Is Not A CakeThe Yankees held a storm-shortened ceremony last night before pushing A-Rod out the door, and as the heavens opened up they thrust a base into his arms that had been signed by Rodriguez’s teammates. A-Rod’s retirement being a major international sports story, it earned coverage from the likes of the...

Rainbow-Cake Recipe Inspires Comment Apocalypse

This is just a really special moment for humanity. We take you to the website for Fox 101.9, a radio station in Melbourne, Australia, where "Web Guy Josh" has published a peppy, harmless instructional post for the making of an "Amazing Rainbow Tie-Dye Number Surprise Cake."...

Halloween Trick-Or-Treating Treats, Ranked

1. Junior Mints...

Adam Jones Got A Popeye's Chicken-Themed Cake For His Birthday

Goddammit, Adam Jones. Now I'm just hungry for Popeye's. And also cake....

Brent Grimes Got A Very NSFW Cake For His 30th Birthday

Dolphins cornerback Brent Grimes turned 30 on Friday. His wife and friends threw him a surprise party. Grimes's wife, Miko, posted some photos and videos from the party. The party had a casino theme. Miko Grimes also Instagrammed a photo of Grimes's cake. The cake did not have a casino theme....

Alex Ovechkin Met A Contest Winner, And They Had A Cake With Both Their Faces On It

Ovechkin awakened from a weeks-long Twitter slumber to send out this photo with the caption "With lucky guy James who win Mr Big dinner with me. Hahaha))))" (Those are Russian smiley faces, I believe.) But—that cake. Can we talk about the cake? I could take or leave the dinner with Ovechkin — his En...