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German Soccer Player Bites Off (And Maybe Eats?) Chunk Of Opponent's NoseAn amateur soccer match in Germany between SV Preussen Eiberg and ESG 99/06 II featured six goals, one red card, and one mangled nose after an Eiberg player went all Luis Suárez and chewed off a hunk of an ESG player’s face....

Am I Gross For Eating My Own Foot Skin?Dear Leigh, I’ve tasted the skin that I’ve peeled from my feet after using Baby Foot. I know it’s so gross but the whole experience is cathartic. But like, how gross is it?...

Kevin Garnett Tried To Eat Joakim Noah Kevin Garnett's picked up a lot from other players during his lengthy NBA career, and now it seems he's learning new skills from athletes outside of basketball—specifically soccer's Luis Suárez....

Which Animals Are The Worst To Eat, Morally?

People put domesticated animals on a pedestal. Sometimes humans get even more riled up when athletes kill dogs than when they kill other humans. And they flip shit over the mere suggestion of putting horse meat on the market....

Desperate Cubs Fan Resorts To In-Game Cannibalism

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Luis Suárez Given Ten Match Ban In Order To Chew Over What He's Done

Liverpool striker Luis Suárez earned a ten-match ban for biting Chelsea's Branislav Ivanović during Sunday's match at Anfield....

New York Policeman Arrested On Charges That He Planned To Slow-Roast Some Ladies

Well, this is pretty much the grossest thing. It happened in neither Florida nor Ohio, though. Rather, it unfolded in the nation's greatest city. Reports The New York Times:...